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From now on, this will be my only public post. It just seems wiser this way.
Comment if you still want to see what I have to say about the general topic of life and are not on my mutual friends list yet. I don't think my screening criteria will be too stringent. Just trying to keep annoying people from bothering me. |
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Word Association is one of my strongholds. I can associate any of these words with something else that would seemingly make no sense to you, but to a genius, such as myself, they make all the sense in the world. I'll offer explanations where I think they're appropriate.
Hello: Goodbye
Time for school: Already?
Captain Crunch: viceral reaction
Doctor: Crunch (Cap'n Cruch screwed me up)
BDSM: Bad-ism (sounds like bad-ism if you slur it together real fast, I don't know what it means)
RTS: Rich Text Stuff
LotR: Lottery
Neopets: Stepoen (neopets backwards)
Panda: Bear (I hope that's obvious)
lol: The Simpsons
lunch: Food
Nevermore: Oh, Poe (haha, it rhymes, does that make me a POE-et?, oh wow, that's only like one of the BEST PUNS EVER!!!)
White rabbit: The Matrix (original)
Sour cream: Math (was thinking of matrix still)
Schrodinger: Haha, German name
Liquor: store (you can buy liquor at a "Liquor Store," or so I'm told)
BG: Big?
^_^ : Anime
Do NOT Push This Button: Apollo 13
Nemo: memo
w00t: Woot? What?Current Mood:  blank Current Music: Sprinfield, Springfield, it's a hell of a town! (Simpsons) |
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It has come to my attention that my audience has spread beyond its original bounds. Thus, I must explicitly express that those that read my journal take it IN CONTEXT. NOTHING in here is serious...My complaints about the Do-nut holes (I know this may come as a shock to some) were nothing more than an elaborate joke. Yes, that is correct, my claims of god-like ability are nothing more than farcical joking, my irritation with my job (although I was serious about a certain "Jim") was all in good fun, and my disgust with my roomate...well, I guess that was real...
Anyway, continue reading, but realize that it is ALL in good fun.
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It is a fact that, if God had written the ten commandments today, he shall have placed on those sacred tablets an eleventh commandment: "Thou shalt not call thy neighbor and demand tribute from him over the phone lest ye shall desire to suffer the full, righteous wrath of the almighty lord."
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WHY!? WHY!? WHY DO YOU DO THIS TO ME?! WHAT HAVE I EVER DONE TO DESERVE THIS?! HOW COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN?!
In case you didn't watch the game (Cougs v. Irish), we lost in overtime when our gracious kicker decided that it would be fun to miss a very short, very easy, very decisive field goal. All this guy has to do is kick a ball between two HUGE uprights and he can't do it. But Anthony, certainly he feels bad enough, I mean he did lose the game, why are you ripping him apart? Because he deserves it. He deserves to die. Think of all the anguish he caused when he missed that extra point. If he had made that, there would be dancing in the street, bonfires, overnight millionaire WSU students who had bet on the Cougs, and a whole bunch of upset Notre Dame people. Instead, the Irish are over there having the time of their lives because our kicker couldn't hit the great wall of china if he was standing two yards in front of it:
"How did you miss that? What is your problem? It's the only man-made object that can be seen from space. IT'S...MASSIVE...IT'S...HUGE...A TEN MONTH OLD WITH A PROSTHETIC LEG COULD DO BETTER THAN THAT!!"
"I 'unno."
Frustrating.
NOTE: I have gone through and edited this entry in light of its excessive use of profanity. I must apologize, football can be one of the only things that upsets me that much--recently, I have become disgusted with the amount of profanity I've heard here in college and have resolved to eliminate the habit.Current Mood:  angry Current Music: Kill the kicker by the voices in my head (it's quite good) |
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Some things are alive, but some things aren't.
-Incoherently Logical Life Lessons (ILLL #1)
This comment is derived from the postulate given to us in the Matrix Reloaded by Morpheus: "Some things never change, but some things do." This postulate will be the fundamental principle of the ILLL "philosophy."
Sep. 5th, 2003 @ 04:18 pm
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The DOGL (Department of God Licensing) has revoked my license because they "have learned that [my] following has not yet reached minimal capacity to maintain the aforementioned temporary status." You incompetent fools! You have failed me miserably! We'll see how you fair without your god!
However, in an act of graciousness, they have maintained me as a Half-God, meaning that I maintain an intelligence and status far superior to all those except Gods and Three-Quarters Gods. I can therefore punish those insolent fools that did not convert to the "Frost Following" while they had the chance.
On a further note, I shall list things to come in my following journal entries: 1) a complimentary series to WoW that will be know as Incoherently Logical Life Lessons (ILLL)(based on such profound statements as "Some things never change but some things do" from the Matrix Reloaded); 2) French slams; 3) more WoW; and 4) Random statements such as this one.
Sep. 5th, 2003 @ 03:48 pm
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